Goodnight. {Shizaya Fanfic}

Destery was sound asleep in his bed. Nothing could ruin his sleep...unless a sore sounds like two Gorilla's having sex wake him up. Well, indeed that happened. Izaya fell asleep next to poor Des. His sores woke Des up, and Des is quite heavy sleeper. He groggily opened his eyes as he noticed Izaya was right next him. He groaned and hit the other with a pillow. "Oi...Flea...wake the hell up."  He sighed as if he was sick of this always happening. Izaya then woke up slowly and smirked. "Good morning, Shizu-Chan~"  Des looked at him with confusion. "I'm not Shizuo...I'm Destery..."  Izaya's eyes widen as he pounced up from the bed. "O-Oh...Heh...Sorry about tha-" Before he could even finish his sentence Destery spoke. "Ya know...This has been going on for long enough." He sighed and rub his green eyes. "You know if you like him so much, Why not just tell him...?" Izaya looked at the other with an displeased face. "What...?" The other replied. "It's just a suggestion." Izaya facepalmed. "You think he'd believe me...?" He said in a quiet tone. Destery thought for  a while and shook his head. "I doubt it...but still!" Izaya took his hand away from his face and got up. "You're not helping, Des."  The other shrugged as he got up as well. "I don't know what to say, man...Things will work out I hope..." Izaya smirked. "Easy for you to say, you never had a crush on someone that hates you so much~"  He walked into the bathroom, locking the door. Des reached the bathroom door and turned the knob. "What the--Hey!" He crossed his legs. "I-I seriously have to-" The other chuckled. "You can wait 2 hours~" He said as he turned on the water. Making Des only feel more bad. "Izaya..You're a real dick, Cause you are what you eat..." Destery chuckled. "I bet you want Shizuo's~~" Izaya blushed a bright red from that comment. "S-Shut up...!!" The other replied.  "Why you know it's true~" The raven haired teen chuckled some more. "I hope you piss yourself...." Izaya mumbled.